May 10, 2022 – 9:15am
Shots rings out from my AR-15, as people in the crowd fall to the ground. I don’t want to kill these people, but if we’re going to keep my country safe, if we’re going to keep the right government in power, what else can I do?
April 9, 2022 – 11:00pm
“I sit here knowing that I’m going to be the one who saves the world. I’m going to be the one who saves my country. I will be the change. I am the hero of my own life. Are you the hero of your own life?” I ask.
“Look Johnny, everyone wants to be their own hero, but what can we do? Both parties are corrupt. It’s politics,” Matt says.
“What if one party was more corrupt? What if one party was trying to replace right wing votes?” I ask.
“It’s the blacks that are the problem. Do you know how many of them are lefty libtards?” Matt asks.
“In the last 20 years, eligible black voters have increased by 17%, while us eligible white folks have increased by 24%. Black people aren’t changing the vote,” I say.
“You think it’s them immigrants then Johnny? Maybe it’s the Hispanic criminals who are illegally coming into the country. Lots of them vote.”
“You can’t vote if you’re here illegally.”
“Sure, but there are still a lot more of them voting than ever before,” Matt says.
May 10, 2022 – 9:20am
The AR-15 is a very effective weapon. I see rows of bloody, twitching bodies on the ground. There are people crying, screaming, and running. One of them has part of her head missing, yet she is somehow managing to run. I feel bad for her, like I should let her get away, but I know the truth, so I once again spray bullets towards the crowd until there are none of those people left standing.
April 9, 2022 – 11:15pm
“In the past, some Spanish folks who were light skinned just told people they were white. People who were half white or three quarters white would tell people they are white. Now, everyone with Spanish blood just says they are Spanish,” I say.
“Yeah, so?” Matt asks.
“So, there hasn’t been a huge rise in legal Spanish voters. The numbers have gone up, but there has been a large rise in people who call themselves Spanish. Also Hispanic voters vote Democrat in lower numbers than any other non white group.”
May 10, 2022 – 9:30am
Groups of them kept coming, but I mowed them all down. There must have been 90 of them. No more are coming now, as I hear police sirens off in the distance. A white lady cries and screams on the side of the road. White ladies are always crying. I lay my rifle on the ground and grab my hand gun. I’ve done my part. I know that I’m a hero, as I raise the gun to my head and begin singing our national anthem.
April 9, 2022 – 11:30pm
“So, I thought you were talking about replacement theory?” Matt asks
“Yeah, you know who votes left and has more extreme leftist leanings than anyone else,” I ask
“It has to be blacks.”
“It’s young people, all young people. They are the ones shouting down capitalism. They are the group trying to change everything with race and gender politics. They are the ones who are replacing us. We have to get them before they are old enough to vote.” I say
“Johnny, this is fucked man. What are you talking about?”
“Haha, don’t worry about it buddy. I’m just talking,” I say
Matt would go on to call the police in the next few days, but they don’t do anything when I white man talks about replacement theory, even if he owns a bunch of guns.
May 10, 2022 – 9:35am
My finger trembles on the trigger as I press the barrel into my temple. A cop holsters his weapon, while he walks around a sea of blood and children, mostly dead but some still twitching.
“Sir. Put the gun down. We can take you in. This can be a peaceful surrender. You’ll get your chance to tell your story,” the officer says.
“Slowly put your gun on the ground,” he says.
I put my weapon down, kneel, put my hands behind my head and know that nobody stopped me. Nobody really tried to stop me, even though they knew what I was going to do, so how can I be wrong?